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THE SPECIAL ASSAULT SEAMSTRESSES' (S.A.S.) HANDBOOK & ALMANAC 1889'

Experience for yourself the very Stuff and Nonsense of a Career stitching Generals' Breeches, tacking Captains' Lapels and replacing shiny Military Buttons in the Battlefield.  Revel in the Excitement and Peril of using a Sewing Machine in a Combat Repair!  

Voted 'Book of the Year' by Horatio Hamster.

S.A.S. Handbook & Almanac (United Kingdom)

£ 12.00 

The Special Assault Seamstresses' Handbook & Almanac for 1889

For Postage In the United Kingdom.

Purchase Your Very Own Copy of the "'S.A.S. Handbook & Almanac for 1889' by clicking on the image of the book indicated to the left or below.

Your Copy of this magnificent Volume will be Despatched by Her Majesty's Postal Service in Traditional Brown Paper wrapping. 

Yours for the meagre sum of £10 plus £2 for the Postal costs within the U.K.. Prices for Overseas Delivery are indicated below.


"THE CAD" NEWSPAPER

All the Current Issues for the Discerning Cad, the Bold and Brash Bounder and the Down-Right Dastardly Scoundrel.  A newspaper of Class and Intelligence that every Cur requires on his fireside table next to the glass of obscure spirit.  

This astonishing gazette of facts and tidbits will keep your moustache curled and your sinister sensibilities quivering with excitement (well almost).  

Delivered to your door in a discreet Manilla Envelope for Six Pounds and Fifty Pence with Postage&Packaging included.  Press the Buy Now button on the right to purchase your copy.

The Cad Newspaper Issue One

£ 6.50 

The Cad Newspaper for Cads and Bounders.  Issue One.

For postage in the United Kingdom.

If you would like a copy of the Cad posting to any country outside the United Kingdom, please send me an email.  The address is on the About page.

 

A MARVELLOUS OPPORTUNITY

Purchase Both "The Cad Newspaper" and "The S.A.S. Handbook for 1889" in one easy (well, fairly easy) Click of a Button:

This way you Help to save the Soles of the Urchin's Boots.  By Purchasing the Two Publications Together the Errand Urchins need only make one trip to the Post Office per Package.  

Look what our First Customer to Purchase Both Cad & Handbook has to say:  

"I await receipt of the very first edition of The Cad and the indispensable Handbook with an anticipation that has left me in such a state of agitation that I have been forced to undo my collar button.  £17 seems a small price to pay for such delirium!  Yours etc, etc,."

Fine words indeed!

Cad and SAS Handbook

£ 17.00 

Purchase Both the Cad and The S.A.S. Handbook Together in one Parcel.

S.A.S. Handbook (Europe)

£ 14.50 

The 'Special Assault Seamstresses' Handbook & Almanac for 1889' with Postage especially for those living in Europe. 

(with Packing and Posting to Europe included in the price).

S.A.S. Handbook (World Zone Two)

£ 16.00 

This edition, while Exactly the Same as all the others is in fact the 'Special Assault Seamstresses' Handbook & Almanac for 1889' for those living in Australia, New Zealand and all those lovely islands in the Southern Hemisphere.

(The price includes Packing & Postage for World Zone 2 - Well, that is what Mrs. Green of the Postal Office tells me).

The S.A.S. Handbook (World Zone One)

£ 15.50 

The 'Special Assault Seamstresses' Handbook & Almanac for 1889' especially for those residing in the Americas, Africa, Middle East and Asia.

(with Packing & Postage to World Zone 1 included in the price).